Bungie Gets Served!

If you have ever thought that Halo has cheated you out of a certain kill, this is the letter for you. “Eric” and his “attorney” (I can’t help but picture Benicio Del Toro) sent Lars at Bungie this letter and diagram to explain how they were robbed in Halo 3 multi-player. I can only imagine what Lars thought when he opened and read this thing. Amazing artwork too “Eric”.

After confirming the absence of contaminants, explosive residue, and bacterial agents, he tore it open only to get a surprising laugh. Here is the response letter Bungie sent back to “Eric” and his attorney. At least we know that Bungie really does have a sense of humor!

Dear Eric,

You were right to seek professional assistance, but after reading your letter and viewing the accompanying illustration, I’m not so sure that an attorney was the correct choice in order to help you resolve your “issue” and start you off on what we can only imagine will be a long, hard, and disgustingly bumpy road to recovery.

Godspeed,

Bungie

P.S. lol